So, I received a nomination for the Liebster Award. And I feel compelled (actually, it’s part of the rules) to mention my wonderful and funny friend Hot Mess Memoir, she is a fun read and has been one of the few that have followed the multiple blogs I have.
So, apparently, part of accepting this award is to answer some questions posed and then to nominate 5-10 other bloggers to do the same. Here’s the thing, though, most everyone on my list of followers are people that used to follow me when I had Assentively Yours up and running (yeah, yeah, I know…I should have kept that be-yotch up and running), so I don’t have a whole lot of followers to push into this nomination thing. So, I’m going to pose that anyone that wants to continue the chain is welcome to do so with my blessing.
So, here are the questions posed, along with my answers:
If you could choose any age to be forever, what age would you choose and why?
Eh…Really, I have two ages I would prefer. One was like 4 years old, because EVERYTHING was done for me. That’s ideal. Free food, free TV, free playtime outside and occasionally crapping your pants and having someone else clean it is fricken perfect. And juice cups! Perfect. If we could just get a two-handed beer mug nowadays, everything in life would be ideal.
The other age is like young 20s – but older than 21, duh! There is something about that age that just made me feel on top of my game and I could see the world as a great place where I might make a difference.
What is the name of your first pet and your mother’s maiden name? Put those together and you have what your porn name is.
I’m not handing out my mother’s maiden name…sheesh…that’s like a security question answer. So, I’m going to answer this by using her middle name….bwahahahaha!
Now the answer becomes Mary Kay 😉 Funny, huh?
Describe your worst melt down or a time you behaved absolutely the worst.
Age 30 on…
What is your oddest habit and why?
I masturbate in the shower, only, never anywhere else…completely easy cleanup.
Name 3 things (not a person or a pet) that you would bring to a deserted island.
Venti non-fat latte, a keg of Dry Dock Peanut Butter Cup Porter, and a sledge hammer for the coconuts (I bet I can smack a few fish with it too).
If you had to be on one of these 3 reality shows, which one would it be: Duck Dynasty, 19 Kids and Counting or Little Women: LA. Sorry, I tried to pick the worst.
oh, 19 kids and Counting, for sure! I would do my best to create mass mayhem. Little Women: LA runs a VERY close second, by the way.
Pick your pet: A labradoodle, a baby/puppy/monkey or a unicorn.
WTF is a babypuppymonkey??? I think I like that…I want that -without the crying, of course.
What is 1 thing you love about blogging and 1 thing you hate.
The one thing I love about blogging is all of the love and support I receive when I discuss the things that are deep within my black, darkened soul! The one thing I hate, and it happens so rarely, is when someone online makes me feel horrible about myself when I discuss those deep things in my soul.
What was your favorite blog post? Feel free to leave a link.
Unfortunately, I no longer have the link, because I deleted my previous blog. But I wrote about an actual encounter I had with a friend and revealed “Stephanie” for the first time… I was embarrassed writing it, but I was on a mission to accept myself and I received so much positive feedback from everyone, that it literally made me cry.
What is 1 thing you regret during your time blogging? If any.
EVERY fucking time I delete a blog. EVERY FUCKING TIME.
I mentioned, above, that I would not compel anyone to participate, but anyone that would like to is completely welcome to do so!
Here are my 10 Questions:
- What is your greatest accomplishment?
- If you had three wishes, what would they be?
- Why did you begin blogging?
- What are you most afraid of?
- Describe your most embarrassing moment.
- Other than this one, what was the last post you read and why did you like it? Please provide a link to it.
- If you could have dinner with anyone, past or present, who would it be and what would you want to discuss?
- What was the last movie you saw and would you recommend it? (Actually, I just need ideas of what to see when I’m bored)
- Do you have a life’s motto? If so, what is it?
- What is the one thing you want the world to know about you, once you have passed on?